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Attention: Fake Steve is now Real Dan
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Dear friends, Please check out my new blog, which I'm calling "Real Dan." (URL is realdanlyons.com/blog.) I really was hoping to just take the summer off and relax, but stuff keeps happening and I can't resist blogging about it. I hope [More...]
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I am so friggin high it's not funny
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 133 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 37
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Apologies for all the confusion lately and much love to the many folks who have written in asking, Dude, what the hell is going on with the blog? There's no big scandal or anything. It's just I tried to add a new permission for "Real Dan" to [More...]
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This site inspired me
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 135 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 51
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Fair enough, I'm having a bit of a rough day. But then I saw this page and I really cheered up. So much so that I went and looked at the rest of the Web site. It's truly moving, and I'm sharing it with you in the spirit of love. If you have any [More...]
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Proof that God exists and has a sense of humor
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 138 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 35
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Jesse Helms and Bozo the Clown, dead on the same day. Nice work, O Great One. I honor the place where your sick sense of humor and my own become one.
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More raves for Vista
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 141 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 52
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Even Intel won't run it. Shocking.
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Silicon Apartment
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 142 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 47
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Some dude named Mechael has created a site called Silicon Apartment. The premise? Bill Gates and I have to live together in an apartment. And Walt Mossberg is our host, for some reason. Check out this one to get a taste. Or check out today's offering. [More...]
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New threats from Apple PR
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 142 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 55
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I've heard they're upset about me going to Newsweek. Fair enough. But making videos like this and distributing them on the Interwebs as a way to scare me? Totally uncool.
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A lesson in badges
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 142 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 52
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Here at Google we don't like hierarchies, which is why we believe in flat management, which basically mean keep people the hell away from Largey and Eric. Nevertheless we need to have some way to keep track of who can have access to what (massages, tea [More...]
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Deadline? You must be joking.
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 142 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 35
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I rolled in early today, in my new Prius. I sped down 101 from the city to campus to see the power in this princess. She handled the stop and go traffic pretty well. But I’m kinda already over this 2009 model. The aesthetics are a little boring. Check [More...]
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Hiring freeze means fewer ex-Yahoos to wipe our asses. Wah!
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 143 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 52
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The hiring freeze made us cut down on the number of ex-Yahoos we could take on, so they’re being replaced by technology. Like this. Oh, and the price thing is just because they started using Google Checkout and their cost came down so radically that they [More...]
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Another day, another dollar. Plus, free juice.
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Posted by FakeSteveJobs 143 days ago (feeds.feedburner.com).  Views: 26
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Man, what a crap day and I’ve only been in for half an hour. When did the douche bags in the organic juice bar decide to stop squeezing fresh pomegrante juice during “lunchtime?” It’s only 11:30. And what the hell is “lunchtime” anyway? What an arbitrary [More...]
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